December 2011
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
colfersaurusrex:
psychopathsgetbored:
shadzu:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Look man, I know this sounds crazy
But
You should put your weiner
In my mouth
I can imagine two best bros
Arms around each other smiling happily because they discovered oral sex
Photo in the newspaper
My Best Friend Put My Penis in His Mouth!
cornerdefangirl:
shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
“I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a...”
– Kurt Hummel, ‘Grilled Cheesus’ (via frodoswaggins)
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Go your own way - Chapter 23
marydawson:
Me seeing update:
Me after reading:
xxnanamiixx:
You know, everyone is probably sobbing and crying and say how much they hate everything
and zavocado is probably all like
When google tries to finish your sentence
Need a laugh? Click here!
-spencerreid:
“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
fbht:
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
theyll never know
The ending of that chapter.
klemonademouth:
LOOK AT GOOGLE RIGHT NOW.
The worst feeling ever is when your Pokemon misses...